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Listen, lady, you've got
responsibilities.

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I think she was looking
for this, you know.

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I mean, there is enough info
here to put the lot of them away.

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We need to find out what's going
on, and prove it, and then be like,

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"Bam, bitch, there's your leverage.
Help us out, or

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"read about it in the Daily Mail."
Look, we're not here to negotiate.

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I'm here because I want out.

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That would be a grave mistake.

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A guy showed up to visit
Celia Herrington, so I followed him.

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Oh, my days.

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Signature.
I wasn't expecting anything.

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HE WHISTLES

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And you're sure the sign
said Ministry of Defence?

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Definitely.
It wasn't, like, a paintball centre,

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or some dudes just advertising

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a taekwondo session
in a barn someplace?

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Dom, it was a military base,
OK? Barbed wire. Guys with guns.

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Real deal.  OK.

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This is huge.

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This isn't just some
bent coppers any more.

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This goes all the way to the top.

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God, I've always wanted to say that.

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All right.

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We definitely have enough
information now for Kirsty.

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She's basically
going to have to help us, or hear

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about it on the Evening News, baby.

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I'm sorry. I've gotten used to it.

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You see what they've turned us into?

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We are getting out of this.

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All right.  What are you doing?

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I am texting Kirsty
to meet us today.

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Yes. Good. Yes.

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Today, though, because today's
payday and we have two grand's worth

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of gear to shift.

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What's our best ever day's takings?

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500 and something.  314.

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We need Kirsty's help today.
That's where we are now, OK?

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We've put all our money
on Red Seven. Sorry,

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it's an insensitive reference,
given your gambling addiction.

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It's OK, roulette wasn't my game.
What was your game?

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It was Foxy Bingo.
They made it seem so light-hearted.

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Oh, oh, oh! There's
the dot-dot-dots! OK.

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She's texting. Oh, she's stopped.

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Argh! She's texting again.

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Argh, she's stopped.
I hate it when people do this.

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PHONE PINGS
Oh, OK, OK.

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"Meet me at 2pm."

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Yes.

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I knew you were more than
who you said you was,

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you thirsty Kirsty bitch!

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Yeah.

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We need to stash the dossier
at your church.

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What?  Mm-hm.  Dom,

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church is for prayer
and for worship.

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And on Thursday mornings, pilates.

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It is not for stashing things.

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Yeah, that's why it's
a good hiding place.

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It's safe, nobody goes.

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OK, rude and factually wrong.

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Dom, who are those people?

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Run!  What do you mean?  Run!

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Oh, my gosh.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Keep running!

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INDISTINCT

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HE WHIMPERS

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He was shooting a gun at us, he was
shooting!  Let's get out of here.

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Any frightening government
out there?  No, I think we're safe.

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But if they did shoot at us
in the church, the bullets

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would just change course
mid-air because,

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you know, we're in a church
and no weapons formed...

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OK, we don't have time for this.

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Sorry, sometimes I don't
even know I'm doing it.

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So what's this information
you want to share with me?

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OK, we know this goes all the way
up to government level.

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Was that it?

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Well, um...

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Well, the Brightmarsh Gang are
being allowed to deal drugs

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on the estate.

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And that's what Clinton
Blair was investigating.

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And... And... And Superintendent
Edwards is involved.

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And her contact is a woman
in an old people's home

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named Celia Herrington.

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Oh, you recognise that name?
I saw that.

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You saw that!  There was a tell.

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OK, this all sounds
highly intriguing, as ever.

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But like I said last time,

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me and Clinton, we just
went on a few dates.

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Come on, we know you know.

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You know we know you know.

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Just give us a fricking bone here!
Sh!  Sorry.

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Celia Herrington.

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She ran the Central Asia
desk at MI6, OK?

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She retired about 15 years ago,

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although she's clearly
still meddling.

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So MI6 are allowing drug
dealing on Brightmarsh - why?

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Wait, are you MI6? She's MI6.

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You need to put this down right now.

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OK, we will if you just
get us out of this.

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You really don't get it
at all, do you?

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Kirsty, please.

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We're desperate.

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Look, we are up turd creek and
paddles are a distant memory.

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And I am trying to help you here.

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Clinton Blair, he was just
about the best police officer

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I have ever met.
And he lost his life to this.

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They killed him and made
up that corruption shit.

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Exactly.

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Who? MI6?

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The police?

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The Tories? The water company?

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I'm really sorry you guys
got dragged into this.

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I am.

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But however bad things seem
now, they could get a hell

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of a lot worse. Trust me.

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These guys, you can't beat them.

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We gave it a really good go and...

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I'm sorry.

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So what now?

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Now we've got nine hours to
sell a shit ton of heroin.

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Always a pleasure doing
business with you, Dennis.

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OK, let's get this man high.
Oh, there's another 20 there.

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You can get another bag for that.
No, I need that for the shower.

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You know what? You're going to
stay at my dad's garage tonight.

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It's much more spacious, and
you can play with his domino set,

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so everyone wins. Come on. OK,
get the money. Thank you. Goodbye.

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How much?

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Not nearly enough.

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Oh, Shaky Jake.

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Yes! Jake, my man.

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I know you're up for some...
Jake?  Shit.  Jake?

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Call an ambulance,
call an ambulance.

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Jake? Jake?

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DIAL TONE

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Ambulance, please.

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Yeah. Hello? Um...

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There's a guy that's just collapsed.
We're on the Brightmarsh Estate,

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on the Gladstone House end.

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Is he breathing?  Yeah.

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Yes, he is.

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I think it might have been
something he took, though.

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Right. OK, that's brilliant.

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They're coming. They've got
one right around the corner.

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All right.  OK.  You hold on in there.

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Everything's going to be OK.

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PHONE VIBRATES

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Yep.  Dominique.  Who's this?

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My name is Celia Herrington.

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SIRENS

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No idea who you are.
You sure you got the right number?

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I'm calling to apologise
for the rather heavy-handed approach

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of my colleague earlier.

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You mean the guy who
tried to shoot us?

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I'm calling because I believe
we may be able to help one another.

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Go on.  I think, by now, you must
know that we're rather interested

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in a dossier you have.
I might know what you mean.

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I'm aware of your situation.

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And in exchange for the dossier,
I can arrange for you to be relieved

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of your obligations
to the Brightmarsh Gang.  For good?

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Immediately?

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00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:15,800
As soon as we have the dossier.

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That's all we need. You'll be free.

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Where do we meet you?  Tomorrow, 4pm,

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at the Hainsworth Club
on Burlington Road.  But wait...

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They're going to take him
in for observation.

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I guess we go back to selling...

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No, we don't.
What are you talking about?

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I just got a phone call.

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OK.

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00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:22,640
Hi.

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Are you dropping off a parcel?

172
00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:26,400
No, I'm here to see a lady.

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Celia Herrington.

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Oh, sorry.

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It's just you look a bit like one
of our delivery drivers who...

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No, sorry. I didn't mean that.

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I mean, you don't look like them.

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You just have...  Just stop.  Yeah.

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Ms Herrington
is in the Chamberlain room.

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First floor, second on your right.

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Dominique.

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I'm Celia. This is my associate,
Marcus.

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This is nice.

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All the clubs I know
open up at midnight

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00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:10,760
and smell of Sambuca and farts.

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So big improvements.

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Will your friend,
Kayode, be joining us?

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Hope so, cos he's got the dossier.

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So, you know, be awkward
if he doesn't come, right?

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00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:22,640
If you don't mind.

191
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,680
And turn round. Lovely.

192
00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:28,720
Oh, normally expect dinner first,
but what the heck?

193
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It's been about six months.

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Just be gentle.

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00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:34,520
All right, well, we'll keep hold
of this.  No, what the fuck?

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I've got six months
in that contract there.

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You can have it back at the end.
Oh, right, OK.

198
00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:42,160
Would you like a refreshment?
What?  A drink.

199
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,240
Ooh.

200
00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:45,400
Could I have some chips?

201
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,240
Food? Oh, yes.  Cool.

202
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,960
Chips, not fries, yeah?

203
00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:50,360
Just bare ketchup.

204
00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:52,760
Slather that shit all over it.

205
00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:56,560
Thank you.  Hi.  Can't do black people
time for a white people meeting.

206
00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:59,160
Well, it was just one of those
things. I'm really sorry I'm late.

207
00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:01,120
I was on the Northern line,
but there was delays.

208
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,200
And then I got the purple
one, but it went westbound

209
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,080
instead of eastbound.
It was a whole thing.

210
00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:08,560
OK, this dude's gonna take your
phone and feel you up. Hurry up.

211
00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:14,040
Is that Henry VIII?
Winston Churchill.

212
00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:16,720
Divorced, married, died, divorced,
married, survived.

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00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:19,240
Beheaded! And sit down!  Sorry.

214
00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:22,120
Why does she get chips?

215
00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,760
I want chips! Can I get chips?
Can I have a chip?  No.

216
00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:26,440
I really want chips.

217
00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:28,240
I want chips!  OK.

218
00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:30,480
What is that?
I asked for ketchup, and that's

219
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just some brown shit.

220
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Kitchen makes its own.

221
00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:35,840
Invest in a bottle of Heinz, man.

222
00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:37,840
I mean, this is a nice establishment.

223
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:41,560
You don't want to do this cheap,
you see what I'm saying?

224
00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:45,000
Can I give you my gum?
No? Inappropriate?

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00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,680
That's fine. I'll just keep it here.

226
00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:48,920
Shall we get to the matter
in hand? The dossier.

227
00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:52,640
Yes, Kay, the dossier, go.
I haven't got it.  What?  What?

228
00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:55,440
It's in a secret location.
Whose whereabouts

229
00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:58,200
I will reveal under one condition.
It's in the back room of the

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Renewed Sanctified International
Church in Hackney.

231
00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:04,080
No, no, it's not, though.
It's not because I moved it.

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00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:06,680
Kay, what are you doing?

233
00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:10,960
I will reveal the location of the
dossier when our hosts tell us

234
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:13,160
exactly what's going on.

235
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,680
OK, so what exactly are
we cooperating with

236
00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:18,520
if we give you this dossier?
I'm afraid we can't tell you that.

237
00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:21,520
That wasn't part of the deal.  Yes,
Kay, that wasn't part of the deal.

238
00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:25,280
And I can promise you, it's in
your best interests not to know.

239
00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:28,400
She can promise us, it's not
in our best interests to know.

240
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,760
Well, no deal, then.

241
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:33,160
OK. Just - out.  No, no.

242
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:36,520
I am a man of deep spiritual
convictions, and I need to know

243
00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:38,440
that, whatever I'm
participating with,

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00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:40,000
I can square it with the big man.

245
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:43,360
I assure you, you'll be acting
in the national interest.

246
00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,160
You're embarrassing me.  No. Sh!

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Look, I don't...

248
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I don't know what you guys
are up to, OK? I don't know.

249
00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:53,600
I wish I did, but I don't, OK?

250
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,080
But I think you're allowing drugs

251
00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:59,120
to be dealt on the
Brightmarsh Estate,

252
00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:03,120
and I don't see
how that's in anyone's interest, OK?

253
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:05,680
Drugs are bad.

254
00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:12,600
You're right, Kay.

255
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:15,240
On both counts. We are allowing it,

256
00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:17,280
and drugs are bad.

257
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:20,200
But the thing is, you see,
in our line of business, you sort

258
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,920
of have to see the bigger picture.

259
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:28,040
Have you heard of the Taliban, Kay?

260
00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:31,240
Yes.  Mm.

261
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:35,480
Bad guys. Terrorise women,
chop off people's heads.

262
00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:40,160
Not particularly forgiving
towards Christians.

263
00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:41,480
Yeah, that's true.

264
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:42,800
Now, there is some good news.

265
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:45,600
The good news is that there
are people in Afghanistan

266
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:49,760
who are trying to fight back.
Great. Except...

267
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:57,240
..these aren't the sort of people
you want to be seen giving money to.

268
00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:00,320
For example, they are at the top
of the heroin pyramid

269
00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:02,360
when it comes to
production worldwide.

270
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:05,400
So we need to think creatively.

271
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:08,800
Instead of giving them money,

272
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:12,400
we allow them to sell

273
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:18,160
their product in carefully-selected
areas in a controlled manner.

274
00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:21,880
Brightmarsh Estate.  There we go.

275
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:24,440
Regrettably, there are always
casualties in war.

276
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,520
Well, I'm sold.  No, I'm not sure.

277
00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:30,200
Kay. Excuse me.

278
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:33,440
Me and my colleague are just going
to discuss the aforementioned

279
00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:36,160
concerns and get back to you
about all that, tout suite,

280
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:38,320
with the dossier.

281
00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:40,000
Fuck. Two minutes.

282
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,120
Can I get some chips to take away?
Shut up!

283
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:47,040
As soon as we find the location
of the dossier,

284
00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:48,680
insist on giving them a lift home.

285
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,880
Dispatch them however you see fit.

286
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,200
You can tell it's from a bag.  Ugh.

287
00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,480
All right. We've got about 30 seconds

288
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,520
before they realise
we ain't coming back.

289
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:05,520
There's the mic.  Did you get it?
Every word.

290
00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:07,520
Nice.  OK.

291
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:08,760
Hey!

292
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,160
Go. Go, go, go, go, go.

293
00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:13,400
Go, go, go! Go, go!

294
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,880
Fuck. Driver!

295
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:26,200
I'm going looking for Dom and Kay.
They told me to meet them here.

296
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,880
Are you here to meet friends
or here to worship?

297
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:31,960
I'm going to go with worship.

298
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:34,960
And you need a Bible.  I forgot mine.

299
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,400
I'm sure.  All right.

300
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,680
We're here to praise the Lord.

301
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:47,760
Speed up!

302
00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:53,520
Come on, speed it up! Let's speed
it up, let's speed it up!

303
00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:54,800
Do you see them?

304
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,520
Turn in there!

305
00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:00,440
Fuck!

306
00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,320
Oh.  Stop and search, guys.

307
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:08,680
You've been selected
entirely at random.

308
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,960
Yes, absolutely, sir.  Fuck off.

309
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:13,960
Oh, I'm so sorry.

310
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,000
Don't run!

311
00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:18,920
Just get in the back.

312
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:38,240
Oh, hey.

313
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:40,280
What's your name?

314
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:41,800
TJ, right?

315
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,440
King size chocolate bar
of your choice

316
00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,640
if you want our bikes for
us, yeah?  King size, yeah?

317
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:48,280
Yeah, king size!  Bye, TJ! Bye, TJ!

318
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:54,800
Let us praise the Lord today
so that the living God

319
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:57,040
will inhabit our praises.

320
00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:58,400
Is that not so?

321
00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,280
I can't believe we
got away with that.

322
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,400
You get in the car.

323
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:07,240
Oh, right. Because I know we
owe you money for yesterday.

324
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:08,440
We'll talk about that later.

325
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:10,600
What was you doing at the
police station yesterday?

326
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,680
We found a wallet. You know,
I wanted to keep it,

327
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:16,160
but this guy, he wanted
to hand it in.  Yeah.  Get in the car.

328
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,680
What, in the boot?

329
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,120
Yes, the boot. Get in!

330
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:21,280
I'm a very big guy.
This is a very tight space.

331
00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:22,400
Yeah, and I don't want to.

332
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,560
Can you shut the fuck up
and get in the car? Get in.

333
00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:26,160
I don't like... I'm a very big...

334
00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:27,320
I cannot do it.

335
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:30,040
I can't do it. Don't do this to me!

336
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:35,360
Police! Stay where you are! Stay
where you are or I'll Taser you!

337
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:36,720
Stay where you are!

338
00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:39,280
KNOCKING

339
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:41,840
Hello?

340
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:43,560
Hello?

341
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:46,080
OK.  Did you just break wind?
I'm so sorry. I know.

342
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:49,520
I just said I shouldn't
have had that...  What the fuck?

343
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:50,760
Hold your breath.

344
00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:51,960
Hang on. Wait, wait.

345
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,160
Oh!

346
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:57,760
There we are.

347
00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:00,560
Renewed Sanctified
International Church.

348
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:11,520
Musical statues, musical statues.
Has he gone?  Yeah.

349
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:14,320
Please open, please. Oh, freedom.

350
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,800
OK.  OK.

351
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,040
Legs!

352
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,640
Oh, God.

353
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:22,160
You're taking me with you!
You're taking me with you!

354
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:26,360
THEY YELP

355
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:30,040
Oh, my arse. Ow! Everything hurts.

356
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:32,080
OK, come on, come on.

357
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:34,840
Round the back!  Round the back?

358
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:45,720
SINGING

359
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,800
Is it all there?
It's all in there.  Are you sure?

360
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:59,080
It's all in there, Dom.
I'm going to text Kirsty

361
00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:00,520
and tell her to meet us here.

362
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,040
Don't bother.

363
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:05,160
Now hand it over or I shoot.

364
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,960
Please, please don't think
I don't know how to use it.

365
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,840
Because I do. I've done the course.

366
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,360
You can't shoot us at a church.

367
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:13,680
Really?

368
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,880
I'm a humanistic atheist.
So that is no deterrent.

369
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:22,080
No. I mean, the thing about church
is you can always get a witness.

370
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:26,600
Answer me! I have a soul
that needs to be saved.

371
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,960
Praise the Lord.

372
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,960
Brothers and sisters.

373
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,960
Today is a wonderful day.

374
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,200
There is singing in Heaven today.

375
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,040
Brothers and sisters.

376
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:38,640
Because... What?  Marcus.

377
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:41,800
Marcus has accepted the Lord Jesus
into his life

378
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,960
and his heart! Glory!

379
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,520
Glory be to God!

380
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:50,040


381
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:53,960


382
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:57,880


383
00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,720


384
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:04,520


385
00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:07,720


386
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:11,120


387
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:14,920


388
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:18,680


389
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:22,440


390
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:24,800


391
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,760
And they really admit
the whole thing?  Yeah.

392
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:32,040
How did you do it?

393
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,760
Occasionally it pays
to be underestimated.

394
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,680
Well, congratulations.

395
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:40,480
Clinton would have been
proud of you both.

396
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:46,000
Stay right...

397
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,480
Looking for this?

398
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,200
You got his...

399
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:52,520
He's got your gun!

400
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:55,320
That's right. And it's going
in the weapons amnesty box.

401
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,800
Fuck that!  Fucking hell.

402
00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:00,280
Piss off, you posh bitch.

403
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:03,120
It's all right.  And I don't normally
swear in front of a church,

404
00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,720
but you've got me that mad.  OK. OK.

405
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:08,120
Go. Stop. Dom, be careful, please.

406
00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:10,440
Get in your nice car and leave now.

407
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:11,960
I'll shoot you sideways.

408
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:14,800
Put it down. Goodness.

409
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,760
We did it!

410
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:24,080
Oh, that's really nice of you.

411
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,320
Thank you for coming.
I've been so worried.

412
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:54,840
No problem at all, Mr Singh.

413
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:56,920
Now, when did you first
realise he was missing?

414
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:59,040
When he didn't come home
for his dinner last night.

415
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:00,240
That's not like him.

416
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,680
He's a good boy.

417
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,520
You will find him, won't you?

418
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:06,920
Mrs Singh, I promise you,
we will do everything we can.

419
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,240
Yeah.  Thank you.

420
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:12,000
And is he microchipped?  Yes.

421
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,160
And my phone number
is on his little collar.

422
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,840
Leave it with us. Bye, Mrs Singh.

423
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:17,680
Thank you. Thank you so much.

424
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:20,880
It's good to be back
in the old routine, isn't it?

425
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,280
Everything back to normal.

426
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:23,920
Good morning, Officer.

427
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,200
Good morning, Auntie.

428
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:26,640
Hey, Kay!  Yeah.

429
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,680
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

430
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:30,400
Football!

431
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:34,040
Keep away from the windows, lads.
Regular hours.

432
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,320
Get some air whenever we want.

433
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,520
Look, I know it's not
adrenaline-soaked,

434
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,720
but I think we've had
enough excitement

435
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,200
for a lifetime, don't you?

436
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,240
Yeah, I guess so.

437
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:49,760
I think I might have a job
for you two.

438
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:51,760
Hop in. I'll tell you
more on the way.

439
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:05,320
We do still need to find that lady's
cat, though.  Kay, shut up.

440
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,080
People's fur babies
mean a lot to them.

441
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,520
Kay, this is a cool moment,
and you're pissing on it.

442
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:12,840
Well, I'm sorry if it's not cool
to have a sense of responsibility.

443
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:16,120
We can do it on Saturdays.
You can do it on Saturdays, Kay.

444
00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:18,440
I've got a life,
and allergies.  Disappointing.

445
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,680
Kirsty, do you definitely need
both of us?

446
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,920
Because it was me who came up
with the whole sting idea.

447
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:25,280
Excuse me.  Kirsty. Kirsty,
can you shut him up?

448
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:26,320
Stop talking.

449
00:25:26,370 --> 00:25:30,920
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